For some strange reason money bags and a colorful bird aroused a lot of political and sexual associations. Caption Contest 9 had the most sex jokes of them all. And it had the only political jokes submitted in the whole contest. What is going on? Are Elections coming soon? I should check the news.
The other strange thing that happened was Linguistic Generation Gap. Two jury members at first didn’t get half of the jokes submitted till they looked up word pecker. After clearing it up all was smooth sailing.
Here’s the picture the captions were sent to:
“I think a pecker like you would be perfect for this administrative position at the Scrotum Donation Center. You’re hired!”
From: Amber in SF
“The townspeople refused to accept that Percy’s prized pecker was not available at any price.”
From: Steven in CA
“Don’t worry guys, trust me, this will all ‘trickle down’!”
From: Anonymous in NY
“After a night of drinking, Alex revealed to his wife that he’d never seen another man’s sack before. ‘Uh… yeah, thanks, babe… this is totally what I meant…’ ”
From: Taylor in LA
CONGRATULATIONS, Amber, Steven, Anonymous, Taylor! Well done!
We are very sorry to close Caption Contest, but the time has come to do it. Our immense gratitude goes to everyone who participated. We voted for the winners, shed tears of parting, and now have post partum celebration.